1. If I had been your horse, I would have wanted that you sat on me without a saddle.
2. The Magician: You know, it’s not only my magic wand that is pointed…
3. You know, that chastity belt would fit perfectly well on my bedroom floor.
4. Don’t believe the rumors you have heard about me… The bubonic plague didn’t hit my most vital body parts.
5. I lost one of my legs in battle. Guess what I’m walking on?!
6. Yes, beautiful damozel, I’m indeed a magician. Do you want to see your clothes disappear?
7. By rights I’m a nice prince that has been bewitched by a mean witch. Tell me, do you like frog sex?
8. Hmm, it seems like I have lost my sex slave. Can I borrow you for a while?
9. Your shelter or mine?
10. My dear lady, you know very well that it isn’t the size of the magic wand that counts, but how magical it is.
11. Your eyes are dark as a moat at midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me in.
12. What does a pretty maiden doing in a dirty dungeon like this?
13. You should be glad that I’m not a viking, because then I would already have devestated and plundered you at this time.
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