Housekeeping methods

By | Sunday, Sep 4, 2005

In the meantime, while waiting for you to wake up (helloooooo where are you???) and come in with some wishes of episodes for our new Odd Reality Soap, we are going to do a unofficial pre-start. Just to give us all some inspiration…

We will clearify the totally boring subject housekeeping methods – or how to make it more fun.

We have implemented simply brilliant methods for housekeeping, that will keep the subject out of the usual nagging or fighting between married couple – or unmarried couple for that matter.

The method #1 is simple: None of us are doing it!

WARNING! THIS COULD BE UPSETTING FOR SENSIBLE PEDANTIC PEOPLE!

Here are some sample pics of the cruel reality, just to get you in the mood of not cleaning:

Kitchen thingsJust left it where I was standing
Stuffed bag still packedShopping bags from our Gotland trip
Beachbag, other things from our tripA tiny share of the laundry from the trip
Washed clothes lays drying all over the livingroomCrap in the hall

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Sorry, could not catch our pets the dust rats on picture, they just keep fly away whenever we come close. Or the suitcases which where standing there too, still packed with some items. I guess we will have to empty them totally before the next trip….?

Now, we comes to method #2 which is more enjoyable: Do the cleaning up nude!

As you already are wet in sweat (and maybe from other things to, what would we know ;-) , grab the fantastic oppertunity to make love in front of (or where ever you feel like) the vacuumcleaner, dishwasher or washing machine.

Ohhh, and take your time, the dirt is not going anywhere but in your minds ;-)

And under NO circumstances are we publishing any pics from this method, no matter what your arguments or begging methods are!

You naughty ones….!

To Miss Ass. Lifecruiser, Mrs Lifecruisers best friend, we have to say: sorry that you do not have a husband and do be careful with the buttons on the machines, hey, it can be to much vibrations even for you to handle ;-)

And to the rest of you: Please feel free to come clean and confess other methods of yours.

Author: Lifecruiser

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8 thoughts on “Housekeeping methods

  1. Mandy

    Oh my.. my worst nightmare.. housework. I really don’t like it and I don’t think we should have to do it more than once a month. I can’t figure out why, on one day of the week everything is psick and span, and the next day it looks like the blitz.

    Don’t get me wrong, I love it when it’s all freshy done and dusted.. but that disheartening tug comes shortly afterwards when I think to myself.. what a waste of time! lol

  2. Lifecruiser Post author

    Cleaning up is like hitting your self – it is so nice when you stop doing it..???!!! *LOL*

    Now, seriously, we are coming to the bottom of this cleaning business now. Almost done, so this will be a presentable home by the time we go away again.

    Always the same thing, it is only nice when we are away. Maybe that is why we are away all the time?

    That maybe is our cleaning method #3: To keep away from home!

  3. Miss Ass Lifecruiser

    Dear Mrs Lifecruiser! The new wash machines do NOT vibrate at ALL!!! Me and my 70 year old friend were looking for some vibrations. We went to the laundry room… was putting in 4 quarters… hmm.. for what??? She was laying over the machine… looked up.. really disappointed.. and said.. no vibrations! You try.. jump up on the machine.. and.. I could feel nothing!! Soo.. I’m still looking for vibrations.. Is that the same as a husband?????????

  4. Lifecruiser Post author

    Dear Miss Ass. Lifecrusier!

    We just have to say then: MOVE YOUR ASS to get some vibrations!

    Maybe if you wish it hard enough, we can get you a vibrating man replacement for Christmas….

    Just to cheer you up a bit :-)

  5. Miss Ass. Lifecruiser

    Mrs Lifecruiser

    I don’t wish at all! Replacement…no thank’s … has to be the real thing or nothing at all!!! Don’t know what my ass has to do with it….

    By the way… don’t think a dildo would cheer me up… but it would absolutly give you a good laugh looking for one!!! hmm.. and maybe try them out first,,,*lol*,,, well.,.. at least that would give Mr Lifecruiser a breake!!!

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  7. colleen

    I love it! We’re five who don’t do much housework and one of us has hair like Albert Einstein!! Love your collage art photos too.

    Lifecruiser: Thanks Colleen, it’s heartwarming to know that we’re not alone in this clean (?!) world… f or the moment we’re doing a combination of method #1 and #2, but mostly 1. #3 has to wait until I get better.

  8. martin

    Is your final paragrpah a play on words what with sex and cleaning equipment?

    I quote:

    And to the rest of you: Please feel free to COME CLEAN and confess other methods of yours.

    What a lovely post you naughty people!

    Hee hee

    Love it!!!

    Lifecruiser: Well, we’re always so dirty that we need to come clean ;-)

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